The Patriots Are Just Tempting Fate

As the above video shows, with all the hatred directed at the Patriots right now — the batshit nuts Easterbrook type, and other more planetary notions — we're legitimately surprised no one has gone after Tom Brady's knees yet. ( KSK might have been the first with this idea.) We would never advocate such a thing — frankly, we find the Patriots enjoyable to watch, as evillllllll as they have become — but if they keep pulling this act, Bill Belichick will be hard-pressed to even pretend he's surprised.