The Pirates Mascot Loves The Onion Rings

It can be difficult to keep the fans entertained at PNC Park in Pittsburgh, so they've tried a new technique: reenacting already historic television scenes. We might not know the official ending, but we know how it really ends: The Pirates lose.

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(UPDATE: We've got a better version of the video in there now.)