The Primal Grunts Of Maria Sharapova (And Her Fans)

You know it's a bad sign for your sports when all anyone can find to talk about are how much your athletes grunt. (This has to be why synchronized swimming never made it.) Tennis star Maria Sharapova's grunts have been legend for years, but recently, of all people, Fox News anchor Shephard Smith commented on how over-the-top grunting has become, in his typical "I desperately wanted to be a frat boy but was beaten up too much in college so I'm gonna give it a shot now that I'm on TV" way. Those crazy satirists at SportsPickle have some fun with the grunts this morning, pointing out that Sharapova's grunts are much less sexy when she's "on the crapper."

Honestly, though: You should hear the grunts we do when we put together this site. Each post is three, four ARGHGHGs! right there.

Raunchy? Poor Taste? You Bet [Newshounds] Sharapova Screams Much Less Sexy On The Crapper [Sportspickle]