The Reds-Cardinals "Brawl" Derided For Your Pleasure

For a second, last night's Cardinals-Reds "brawl" was pretty exciting, but only in the sense of "Oh, this'll be good." And then it wasn't good. For this reason, it deserves to be mocked. With video! Three times!

First: gravitas!

Second: British humour!

Third: bobbleheads!