The Rockies Have Become Vaguely Ridiculous

We're not sure what the heck has happened to the Colorado Rockies in the last month, but they've now won 18 of 19 games. They dominated tonight, once again. It's probably God. We're not gonna question it: We're just gonna stand, jaw agape, and wonder, if they sweep the rest of the postseason, if they'll go 162-0 next year. Hey, look out: Here comes another bottle!

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