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The Rockies Sacrificed Seven Baseballs On The Altar Of The Dinger Gods

Last night in Colorado, whispers rode on the winds coming from the mountains in the west. Those who listened closely could hear a call to action. “Dingers,” the whispers said. “Slake our ancient thirst. Bring us... dingers.”

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The bastmen of the Colorado Rockies heard this demand, and proceeded to dong seven baseballs into the night’s sky (mobile users click here for video):

There will be bountiful harvests in the west this year.

Photo via AP

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