The Say Hey Kid, In: The Mystery Of The Gay Porn On Air Force One

A Reuters fotog captured this image of Willie Mays's flight on Air Force One, complete with what appears to be three naked men on television. Just what is going on here?

As pointed out, it's actually Planet of the Apes. But are you telling me that if you somehow found yourself aboard Air Force One, it wouldn't cross your mind just once to pop in a stag movie? Maybe mine wouldn't be as much of a sausage party as the pre-All-Star Game entertainment on display in the photo, but, hey, we're not judgmental here.

What Gay Porno Are They Watching On Air Force One? [Wonkette]