"The Size Of Earthworms"

• The most disgusting Chris Berman story you've ever heard. (This week.) [ Sports By Brooks] • The U.S. soccer team is rocketing up the FIFA charts. [ I Dislike Your Favorite Team] • Is it possible to save the Texas Rangers? [ On The Show] • Who's going to give up more homers in the next few months? [ Rotoscoop] • You're not supposed to be able to hit bowling shots like this. (Wait: Is it a bowling "shot?") [ Simon On Sports] • They're already putting together NBA Draft parties. [ The Jaunt] • Lennox Lewis is not an African-American. [ Gelf] • The official parameters of the Nick Saban deal. [ The Wizard Of Odds] • Ichiro's different personalities. [ The Feed]