The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is The Idiot Racist Lawyer Sprinting Away From News Cameras

Aaron Schlossberg, the New York City lawyer who was caught on video dressing down restaurant employees for speaking Spanish and threatening to call U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement on them because he believed they were undocumented, is having a rough time since activist Shaun King released the clip Wednesday. The New York press followed the Trump supporter (surprise!) throughout the day to try to get a comment out of him, and in one encounter, he took off in a dead sprint. That boy has legs!

Schlossberg’s acceleration is NFL-caliber. It’s impressive how he keeps his messenger bag level as he picks up speed. One red flag: He looks back once he’s far out of range. Don’t give up until you cross the plane, Aaron! Maybe the Texans, Redskins, or Patriots would be interested in him at wide receiver. No reason for using those particular teams as examples.

Here was another encounter with the New York Post, who also once got shoved by Alec Baldwin:

It seems only fair that if a guy’s going to publicly threaten to ruin the lives of Spanish-speaking people, or at least get them tangled up in a vicious, overreaching government organization, he can deal with a couple of days of news cameras around him. Maybe don’t yell at people for talking in a different language!