The Star Wars Chronology Melted Mike Francesa's Brain 

Today, Mike Francesa talked Star Wars, and it was glorious. A simple question about how many Star Wars movies George Lucas actually directed led to one of his producers attempting to explain the chronology of the movies, and that’s when things got good:

“Wait, how do you start with pawt fawh if no one had seen anything before they did the first movie?” asks the professional radio host whose greatest gift is not knowing things. “How could they start with fawh? What was it fawh of? Fawh what? It was a book? Was it a book?”

It wasn’t a book, Mike.

Via @RNs_Funhouse