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The Starbury Rises in the East

I have no idea what these commentators are saying about Vice Admiral Starbury X. Marbury's MVP performance for the Chinese Basketball Association East All-Star Team, but Stephon surely does. Stephon always did.

Since the South Beach squad needs to fill a roster devoid of talent, might I suggest Godfather Riley peep this highlight reel?

In honor of his exemplary performance, I'll close the day with Stephon X. Marbury's tweets of wisdom ...

July 4: people who kill people are crazy. People who throw babies in dumpsters are crazy. Those r the crazy people.

Today: love is love always. Its a shame because the world has to endure such nonsense and then try to distinguish what's real and not.



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