The Thing That Would Not Die

• Bud Selig is never leaving. Ever. [ UmpBump] • Seriously, the people at GolfWeek are full of horse manure. [ The Fynal Cut] • Seriously, what is Merril Hoge's problem with Vince Young? [ One More Dying Quail] • Here are some options on what to do with Barbaro's ashes. [ Rivalfish] • Isn't Miami exactly where it was a year ago? [ With Malice] • Who is this season's Joakim Noah, the most hateable player in college hoops? [ Storming The Floor] • The Cardinals fans will accept a steroid guy, right? [ Midwesterner's Guide To Living In New York City] • Roger Director on Eli Manning. [ Slate]