The Time This Kid Realized He Was Waving A Turkey Leg

The waving of the turkey leg — sure, cute, but we've all been there. Having only two hands can feel so limiting, so of course, you're watching Okie State piss-pound Baylor back into the MaybeNextYear.com Bowl, and everyone else starts some kind of en masse arm swing, and what option do you have but to join.

Where this fan achieves the sublime is in the flickering comprehension that leads him to chomp the bird in rhythm with the wave. Enticement and reward in short order. We should all be so lucky as to have our own, friendly arm be the one taunting us with dinner.

[ TheLostOgle.com]

h/t Robert