The Top 10 Items Worth Stealing From Publix

When news broke this morning that Heisman winner Jameis Winston may have been busted for lifting some crab legs from a Tallahassee-area Publix supermarket, we felt a bit sad. There are way better things to shoplift from the store Where Shopping Is A Pleasure™, after all. Here are ten of those things.

10. Publix fresh salsa (medium)9. Publix bakery sourdough bread8. Publix black & white sugar cookies7. Publix ice cream cake6. Publix GreenWise New York Strip steak5. Publix chicken tenders sub4. Publix mojo rotisserie chicken3. Publix mango-key lime pie2. Publix tres leches cake1. Publix fried chicken