The Trailer Has Cheesy Doodles, Right?

This still is from the upcoming February 2 episode of "General Hospital," in which our man Stephen A. Smith will make a guest appearance. He will play a reporter "covering the hostage crisis at the Metro Court Hotel." Stephen A. is reportedly a lifelong fan of the program.

Far be it from us to ever make fun of a man for enjoying a good soap opera — we were weaned on "As The World Turns," ourselves — but we have to question the faith Stephen A. is putting in his thespian skills. Sure, anybody can act ... but they expect him to play a reporter? Jeez, might as well ask him to play Hamlet.

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