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The Year In...Athlete Substance Abuse

Just like last year, we're showcasing the people, ideas and memes that made Deadspin 2009 shine. Today: Athlete Substance Abuse.

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Michael Phelps, superstar of superstars, likes a little weed as much as the rest of us. But don't worry, he didn't lose his endorsements.

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Jamal Anderson and a random 20-year-old treat an Atlanta dive bar bathroom like Limelight, circa 1984.

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In real baseball, players take steroids to be at the top of their game. In the WBC, Geovany Soto smokes weed to make it more tolerable.

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Ryan Leaf gets charged with improperly obtaining painkillers, somehow manages to make his time on the lam last longer than the hopes of Chargers fans in '98.

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America's sweetheart Nicole Bobek becomes a state penitentiary sweetheart after dealing meth.

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Darius Miles has a run-of-the-mill traffic stop/pot bust in a not-so-run-of-the-mill pimpmobile.

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Darren Daulton: high all the fricking time.

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Michael Beasley poses for a photo with an eighth of his best friend. Claims rehab got him clean. Gets photographed passed out, surrounded by empties.

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Tim Lincecum shocks no one, gets busted for weed. But he's famous, and it's Washington, so he doesn't get in trouble.

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Jeremy Mayfield fails a drug test for meth...

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...while Andre Agassi reveals he escaped a suspension by saying he took it "accidentally."

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Richard Gasquet must have been paying attention to Agassi, because his "I kissed a girl with coke on her lip" excuse works.

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"John from Wayne" spices up his call to Mike Francesa by taking a big ol' bong rip on the air.

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Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No becomes the Requiem For A Dream of our generation.

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Tiger Woods allegedly likes the sleepy sex.

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