There Is No Hockey News So Here's Jamie Benn Being An Idiot

Barry PetcheskyBarry Petchesky|published: Thu 16th July, 14:30 2015

Stars captain Jamie Benn dished out a team-high 52 assists last season. He is a generous teammate and a selfish lover:


It’s too nice a day outside to come up with a bunch of oral sex jokes, so please do my job for me.

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