There's No Recession For Vicious Youth Football Hits

There seems to be an alarming number of youth football players getting flat out owned these days. Or maybe there's just an alarming number of parents who document their child's every move and then upload their humiliation to YouTube. Either way, undersized children are getting absolutely destroyed on the football fields of America and we couldn't be happier about. Yes, that's someone's baby getting plastered out there, but with Roger Goodell on safety patrol in the big leagues, where else are we supposed to get our necessary diet of bone-crunching entertainment? The movies? Re-runs of "24"? That's just not going to cut it anymore. We demand our puny unpaid sacrifices. Once more ... in slow motion, please? 7 Brutal Youth Football Hits [Athlists]