These Newborns May Never Have A Chance To Develop Their Own Identities

The staff of St. Clair Hospital's Family Birth Center has taken to wrapping all newborns in gold Terrible Towels this week. Something about the professional team that may not play next season being in a big game next week.

"They're born Steelers fans here in Pittsburgh," said Sharon Johnson, clinical supervisor at the hospital's Family Birth Center. Each baby born this week at the hospital will also be wrapped up in the black and gold, a tradition the staff also did in 2008. [ Upper St. Clair Patch]

Hopefully, the hospital also hands out pamphlets about " The Importance of Keeping Your Children Away From Pitbulls Named Patron."

In unrelated news, here's a story about "Steeler Girls" outclassing the rest of the feminine world. [ Bob's Blitz]