These Pokémon Dance Better Than A Lot Of People Fuck
Pokémon Go may be an agent of the New World Order, but that doesn’t mean the Pokémon themselves don’t like to have a little fun every once in a while. Like these two giant birds, for instance. Look at those ‘mons dance.
Over the past few days, users on Twitter have been making the two fucked up Poké-birds dance to a number of different songs, and miraculously, every single one works.
The original video appears to have been discovered by this Reddit thread last weekend, and though that video isn’t available in the US, you can see a shittier mirror version here. That one’s fine. Pokémon dancing will never not be great—but we can do better.
Of course, the obvious choice is the hit song “Smooth” by Santana ft. Rob Thomas, which you can see above, but these birds’ taste are vast and varied. So please, watch the dancing Pokémon below.
“Last Resort” by Papa Roach
“Butterfly” by Crazy Town
“Bawitdaba” by Kid Rock
“Goodbye Horses” by Q Lazzarus
“Toxicity” by System of a Down
“Too Drunk to Fuck” by Dead Kennedys
“Summer Girls” by Lyte Funky Ones
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