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Things Philadelphians Did

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Here are some things Philadelphians did after the Eagles won the Super bowl:

Toppled light poles:

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Nearly died:

Were serenaded by a fifth-floor brass band:

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Proposed to a woman holding a 40 of Olde English:

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Overturned a car:

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Ran around naked with an eagle mask:

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Marched down the street yelling “Fuck Tom Brady”:

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Stage-dived from a hotel awning:

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Stage-dived from light poles:

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Stole a light pole:

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Stole a tree:

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Ate horse shit:

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High-fived police:

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Danced atop cars:

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Burned things:

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Looted a gas station:

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Smashed the windows at Macy’s:

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Set fires and fought each other:

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Went on the subway tracks:

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Scaled the gates of City Hall (and brought a keg):

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Flung small bills into the crowd:

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Hitched rides on an ambulance:

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Car surfed:

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Climbed everything:

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Eventually went to sleep:

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