This Butt's Name Is Patrick
Hmmm, you might want to consider catching this butt’s name before you jam your hand up inside of it. It’s Patrick, by the way, and next time, the least you can do is, I dunno, take the ass out for a slice or something.
Patrick is part of a virtual sensor situation where doctors practice how to give prostate exams to patients. Patrick even gets scared before the exam. Treat him gently. Mistakes are easy to make when you are fisting someone, even if you’re a doctor; administering prostate exams is a complicated endeavor. So before doctors get all up in there, they practice on Patrick, who was developed by several universities, and whose last name I doubt you even know. I don’t know it either, actually. I’m sorry, Patrick. Now turn your head and cough. [ Mic]
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