This Collision Rated PG-13. Parental Disrection Advised

This reminds me of my friend Jim — with whom I was talking by phone just this morning — who, on a school overnight camp out when we were 12, somehow rolled into the creek while in his sleeping bag. He emerged later, to our delight like a giant soggy burrito, with no help from his friends. And if camera phones had been invented then, there would be photos of the entire thing.

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