This Could Just Be What All The Other States Call Texas

Sean NewellSean Newell|published: Thu 30th January, 21:18 2014
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As of this posting, you can still find this—which is filthy, childish and funny all in one—on ussoccer.com.


Update 9:41 p.m.: It's fixed.

[ @thayne_griffin]

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