This Hawks Bro Is So Amped He Can Barely Move
Goldthwaitian is the only way I can describe this guy. He is so psyched he cannot properly form the usual manifestations of joy so he just kind of vibrates.
Lakers Bros are fun, but too slick and manufactured in some Hollywood studio. This guy is real. The denim jacket. The fucked-up hair. The total exhaustion of overwhelming satisfaction.
He's a real basketbro and we need more of them.
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