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This Is It, Joel: It's Going To Be Gone Soon

Technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss.

There's a stalker book? Man, we gotta read that one.

We're not a concept. Too many guys think we're a concept, or we complete them, or we're going to make them alive ... but we're just a fucked up girl who is looking for our own peace of mind. Don't assign us yours.

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