This Is The Best Photo You'll Ever See Of A Nats Fan Puking On His Friend's Shoe

This lovely picture comes to us courtesy of Noah Scialom, who shot it at the Orioles' home opener. There's just so much to like about it: the stream of vomit frozen perfectly in mid-air, the soft glow of the oncoming twilight, and the caring look of concern on the face of the puker's friend—who seems to have no problem with getting puke splattered all over his pant leg and shoe.

If this photo had a name, it would be Fuckin' Nationals Fans, as Noah tells us that's what he heard someone muttering as he took the shot.

Photo via Noah Scialom