This Morning in TMZish Sports: A Tiger-Like Human Spotted At Sex Rehab

These are some of the things that are happening in the nether regions of the sports gossip world. This news is not breaking. It is not exclusive. There are no exclamation points. We did not pay for these photos.

The National Enquirer — the Jose Canseco of this whole Tiger saga — claims to have the first pictures of the sex-addicted golfer being lonely, roaming around the Gentle Path facility wearing a homemade burka. Or, it could just be some other random dude dressed head-to-toe in a brown bodysuit. [ Radaronline]

The New York Post corroborates the Woods sighting story, but has it's own photo of "the clinic" which would also appear to double as every place I've ever had my picture taken to update my driver's license. [ NYP]

Rachel Uchitel's 35th birthday party in Palm Beach, Fla. has been canceled, it seems. She's now returned to hiding out on Tiger's yacht while he recovers in sex rehab with his teeth knocked out. [ TMZ]