This Poor Woman Always Wonders Why Strangers Try To Talk To Her Late At Night

One member of the Los Angeles Sol (of the lady pro soccer league) was so inspired by the late night conversation on Deadspin, she named herself after it. Okay not true — she's just Chinese.

Meet Han Duan, a striker for the Sol, who is one of the best players in the world right now. Doesn't that make you feel proud? If anything, this will hopefully spike some merchandise sales for the WPS (you know one of you would wear this). I wonder if there's anyway she can be convinced to add an exclamation mark at the end of her surname? It would only help to promote the league on Deadspin.

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