One of Woods's fellow pros realizes now that he should have seen all this coming. Woods certainly sounds like a man who had something to hide.
I didn't really think about it, but in the course of last year he changed his number five times," says Tiger's one-time texting buddy Mark Calcavecchia. "The last time he did, I said, 'Man, you change phone numbers more than I change underwear.'"
Obviously, Calcavecchia was wrong. I'm going to assume Tiger also had to change his underwear many of those times.
Oh, and then there's this:
I did know of a girl he was seeing in Phoenix," he says. "But I didn't know the time frame. I didn't know if it was before or after he was married that he was with her. I knew it was close. It was 2004 sometime. I didn't think much of it then..."
Well, let's see. That's just an hour's flight from Las Vegas, site of many of his hookups. Or it could be the rumored threesome in Phoenix. Or, hell, it could be someone completely new, bringing the mistress count to, what, everyone?
Oh, and don't worry everyone. Tonight's Oscar telecast will be Tiger Woods joke-free.