The guy formerly known as the best golfer on earth announced today โ€” via his website โ€” that he was kicking longtime caddie Stevie Williams to the curb. Hell has to response quote like a Tiger Woods sidekick scorned. To wit:

"After 13 years of loyal service needless to say this came as a shock. Given the circumstances of the past 18 months working through Tiger's scandal, a new coach and with it a major swing change and Tiger battling through injuries, I am very disappointed to end our very successful partnership at this time." [Fox Sports]

Woods firing of Williams doesn't answer questions [Golf Digest]