Tiger Woods Remains World's Whitest Man

Tiger Woods didn't play in whatever bland, corporate-sponsored backslap-fest the PGA Tour hosted last weekend, but that's because he was in Las Vegas. Gambling away millions? Snorting lines off stripper cleavage? Drinking milk past its expiration date? Anything? Of course not. It's Tiger Woods. He was hosting the "Tiger Jam" benefit at the Mandalay Bay. Musical guests included Stevie Wonder and the Counting Crows. REO Speedwagon was not available.

Wonder Opens "Tiger Jam" [Las Vegas Sun]