Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Money Changers Edition
With apologies to Slate, the Tim Tebow Messiah Watch is our occasional look at the growing body of evidence - quotes, signs and wonders, excessively fawning prose - that the Florida quarterback is the Lamb of God.
Tim Tebow's autograph at an upcoming signing will cost you $160, plus another $50 if you want a photo with him. But despair not! Tebow is making sure the money goes to a higher cause.
Witness: Michael DiRocco,
Testimony: "[W]ith a large portion of the proceeds going toward the Tim Tebow Foundation, which the organization's Web site says wants to bring faith and hope to those needing a brighter day in their darkest hour of need."
Pertinent scripture: Luke 19:45-46
And he went into the temple, and began to cast out them that sold therein, and them that bought; Saying unto them, It is written, My house is the house of prayer: but ye have made it a den of thieves.
Please submit any evidence that Tim Tebow is our Redeemer to [email protected].
Tim Tebow autographs will carry hefty price tag at Jacksonville signing session [Florida Times-Union]
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