Tim Tebow's Jersey Sales Are Down Because They're "All Out Of Size Sexy"

The Messiah Watch is officially on alert: Last week we learned that Tim Tebow's Broncos jersey—once record-setting—is only the in the NFL. This bright Denver man suggests that retailers must be "all out of size sexy"; another non-believer in KDVR's segment suggests it's because Tim Tebow just isn't a very good pro quarterback. Sacrilege abound!

The only other possibility we could come up with is that the Broncos have referred to their depth chart and started selling magnanimous "Quinn or Tebow" jerseys, but we haven't seen any hard evidence of that just yet.

Video via KDVR, H/T Matt.