Time For 12 Hours Of Names Being Read Aloud!

We will never forget last year's NFL Draft, when poor Matt Leinart suddenly realized he'd been drafted by The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals. We look forward to a similar reaction from Wisconsin offensive lineman Joe Thomas tomorrow, who might just jump off his fishing boat and try to drown himself if the Buzzsaw draft him. Big fun.

The draft kicks off tomorrow, and if we suggest continuing the grand tradition of doing a shot every time Chris Berman "slyly" gives a way a pick as Roger Goodell walks to the podium. If you're a fan of any particular team, The Jaunt has helpfully provided a guide to your local franchise's official draft parties, and Kissing Suzy Kolber has a perfect approximation of what Goodell is telling the potential draftees right now.

Around here, The Mighty MJD and Mike Tanier of Football Outsiders will be taking you through pick-by-pick. We just want to see an Al Davis interview, that's all we ask.

NFL Fans, You're On The Clock [The Jaunt] My League, My Draft, My Rules [Kissing Suzy Kolber]