Tiny Motors Are The New Growth Hormones

Tour De France officials will be inspecting all riders' frames for concealed motors this year, thanks to this Swiss Saxo Bank rider. (Thought about adding something like, "leave it to a Swiss bank employee" but Saxo Bank is technically Danish.)

(And from a cursory Google Translate job on this story, Saxo Bank seems more like what you might call a "ponzi zcheme" than a bank.) Anyway, props to everyone involved in this story for fully restoring misanthropy depleted in process of reflecting on life of Manute Bol.