To Watch Tonight ...

Please welcome, making another appearance on our sofa — my ass. (Applause) Game 2: Spurs at Suns. Come see the franchise based solely on air conditioning. Dodgers at Giants: This used to be fun, back when Bonds and Beltre were juiced. NBA Draft Lottery: In which you are humiliated by a ping pong ball. Just like that time at camp. Ken Jennings tries to catch up on Jeopardy! Who's laughing now, ex-high school jocks?