To Watch Tonight ...

What light through yonder window breaks? 'Tis Doritos, and this picante sauce is the sun ... • College FB: Tennessee at LSU. The only group of Volunteers who are not welcome in Louisiana. [ ESPN2] • MNF: Chiefs at Broncos. If you have any idea what John Madden is talking about, please let us know. [ ABC] • MLB: Yankees at Orioles. Rafael Palmeiro Day at Camden Yards — first 15,000 kids get fake mustaches and a subscription to Flex Magazine. [ YES Network]