To Watch Tonight ...

What to watch while waiting for Acme to deliver the latest gadget to catch the roadrunner ... • College FB: Cincinnati at Miami of Ohio. Why does the University of Miami have a branch in Ohio? Not sure. We don't even know why they have one in Florida. [ ESPN2 • MLB: Yankees at Orioles. We kind of miss Palmeiro and his steroid-enhanced mustache. [ YES Network] • MLB: Blue Jays at Red Sox. Bronson Arroyo, it's all up to you, you lecherous, Mark Fidrych-looking hose-head. [ ESPN]