To Watch Tonight

What to watch as Gomer points the mortar at Sergeant Carter's crotch ... • NFL: New England at Minnesota. Doh! We forgot the key to the Metrodome. Can somebody climb in a window? [ ESPN] • NHL: Chicago at Philadelphia. The only way this could be better is if the Hanson Brothers were playing. [ Versus] • NHL: Rangers at Kings. It's the only pro sport in Los Angeles right now. [ MSG] [ Fox Sports West]