To Watch Tonight

What to watch on the TV in the holding cell ... • College football: Texas-El Paso at Alabama at Birmingham. Both teams will be running faster than a hobo with a sweet potato pie (thanks Dan). [ ESPN2] • Golf: HSBC Champions, third round, at Shanghai. Happy beautiful people's golf cooperative welcomes you to China. Here are your work unit assignments tee times. [ The Golf Channel] • NBA: Miami at New Jersey; Detroit at Los Angeles Lakers. Remember when all of these teams were good? Yeah, that was something. [ ESPN]