To Watch Tonight

What to watch as you realize a major life moment has become part of an episode guide... • Boxing: Cornelius (Pass the Advil) Bundrage vs. Chris (Zucchini Bread) Smith, at Tacoma, Wash. [ ESPN2] • Golf: PGA Tour, Sony Open, second round, in Honolulu. Wie is dead. Long live The Donald! [ The Golf Channel] • NBA: Washington at New Orleans (Oklahoma City); Houston at Denver. NOOCH time, kids! [ ESPN]