To Watch Tonight

What to watch as you repeat to yourself it's just a show, I should really just relax ... • College basketball: North Carolina at Clemson [ ESPN]; Illinois at Minnesota. [ ESPN2]. Half of these teams are going to the NIT. And we think they're in the same conference. Sigh. • NBA: L.A. Lakers at San Antonio. Oh God, apparently it's procreating. [ ESPN] • Tennis: Australian Open, at Melbourne. Hurry, usher! He's injured himself trying to pronounce "Alla Kudryavtseva versus Agnieszka Radwanska." [ ESPN2]