To Watch Tonight

What to watch as Pluto petitions Bud Selig for reinstatement to the Solar System ... • Boxing: Cruiserweights, Matt Godfrey vs. Felix Cora Jr., at Uncasville, Conn. [ ESPN2]; Heavyweights, Travis Walker vs. George Garcia; heavyweights, Raphael Butler vs. Art Binkowski, at Minneapolis. Uncasville is already a powderkeg as it is ... [ Showtime] • MLB: New York Mets at Atlanta [ TBS]; Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee. It is useless to resist the call of the 12-person beer bong. [ WGN] • NBA: Cleveland at Washington; Dallas at Denver. Without Agent Zero, how can we go on? [ ESPN] • Movie: Bad News Bears. Don't get excited, Buttermaker; it's the lame 2005 version. [ Showtime]