To Watch Tonight

What to watch after you are exonerated by the DNA evidence ... • MLB: New York Yankees at Tampa Bay. Ah, now on to the real rivalry. [ ESPN] • NBA: Playoffs, first round, Orlando at Detroit, Game 2; first round, Utah at Houston, Game 2. Monday TNT doubleheader! Our nipples explode with delight! [ TNT] • NHL: Conference quarterfinals, Dallas at Vancouver, Game 7. We are all Canucks. Except those who aren't. [ Versus]