To Watch Tonight

What to watch as your parrot crank calls the neighbors ... • MLB: New York Yankees at Boston. Wait, this series actually could mean something after all? Wow. [ ESPN] • College football: Oklahoma State at Troy. Look, a giant wooden horse. Let's bring it inside our walls ... what could possibly go wrong? [ ESPN2] • Golf: Champions Tour, Greater Hickory Classic at Rock Barn, second round, Conover, N.C. Is that Spurrier over there, taking a leak? [ The Golf Channel].