To Watch Tonight

What to watch as your parrot comes back as a potato chip ... • NBA: Seattle at Chicago. Go Cubs! Oh, sorry; my mistake. Carry on. [ WGN] • NHL: Pittsburgh at Philadelphia. Why no team named the Ice Bears? [ Versus] • Soccer: UEFA Champions League; Real Madrid CF vs. SS Lazio, at Madrid. Taped. Isn't the sinking of the SS Lazio what started the Spanish-American War? [ ESPN Classic]