To Watch Tonight

What to watch as you translate all of your comments into Klingon ... • College football: Orange Bowl, Virginia Tech vs. Kansas, at Miami (8:15 p.m., ET). Has Mangino ever ingested fruit? [ Fox] • Golf: PGA Tour, Mercedes-Benz Championship, first round, at Kapalua, Hawaii (6 p.m., ET). Colt Brennan has just thrown another interception. [ The Golf Channel] • College men's basketball: Ohio State at Illinois State (8 p.m., ET) [ ESPN]; West Virginia at Notre Dame (7 p.m., ET); Villanova at DePaul (9 p.m., ET) [ ESPN2]; UCLA at Stanford (7:30 p.m., PT) . If it's not flooded out. [ FSN] • NBA: Portland at Chicago (8:15 p.m., ET); Seattle at Phoenix (10:30 p.m., ET). Who could have guessed that the best of these four teams would be Portland? [ TNT]