To Watch Tonight

What to watch after a long day spent riding the fucking chair

Georgetown at Louisville: Roy Hibbert will use his gargantuaness to try and stop the Louisville Cardinals and David Padgett in a Big East battle that will probably have a lot of elbow-throwing. (9 p.m. ET) [ ESPN]

World Extreme Cagefighting: Richard Crunkilton vs. Rob McCullough; Rani Yahya vs. Chase Beebe; cages, joint dislocations, fun for the whole family. (7 p.m. ET) [ Vs.]

Boxing: Williams vs. Quintana. Welterweight slugfest. (9 p.m. ET) [ HBO]