To Watch Tonight

What to watch after just another typical Deadspin pants party ... • MLB: Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh (7 p.m., ET). Not mentioned: Barack Obama also prefers the Pirates to the Cubs. [WGN] • Tennis: U.S. Open, men's and women's first round, at New York (7 p.m., ET). If sitting in a parked car outside of Elena Dementieva's house with binoculars, a digital camera and a blowup doll is wrong, then I don't want to be right. [USA] • Basketball: Basketball Skills Competition: City Slam (10 p.m., ET). Blatant cheating, no assists and someone stole your shoes ... just like real street ball. [ESPN2]